Where were you born?
D: Kansas City, MO (home of the greatest BBQ on earth)
F: Cali, Colombia.
Where do you live?
D: Portland, OR (home of no BBQ at all)
F: I live in the beautiful ATL.
Who do you live with?
D: A dude, a hound dog, a husky mix and about 50 house plants.
F: My amazing wife and my two extremely needy doggos.
Early bird or night owl?
D: Early bird for sure. My fiancé and I are on the porch with coffee by 5:45a to yawn while we watch the birds, and I'm in bed by 9:15p reading anything by David Sedaris.
F: Night Owl. As a gamer, night time is where it’s at. I like the challenge of playing against people and only the best ones come out at night to play. I also love painting at night until some sense of adult responsibility kicks in and wins the battle of when to go to bed.
Football or football?
D: HOW 'BOUT THOSE CHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFS 🏈 🏟️
F: There is only one true answer to this that should lead to this question never be asked again. 🦶🏼 + ⚽️ = the 👑 of Sports.
Organized chaos or chaos, organized?
D: Chaos, organized. It's in my blood. At the beginning of the internet, my mom had a manilla folder labeled "Humor" where she would keep printed chain emails that made her laugh. When that file came out after dinner, you knew you were about to laugh until you peed a little.
F: Organized chaos. There is a method to the madness (especially when it comes to my desktop).
How do you like your eggs?
D: Fried over medium atop a pile of crispy hashbrowns. (And if the whites are still runny EVEN A LITTLE, it's not over medium. Don't @ me.)
F: I believe in equal opportunity to all kinds of eggs but if I was forced into making a choice, it would be scrambled with white rice all mixed together.
What’s your Myers-Briggs personality type?
D: ENFP - Warmly enthusiastic and imaginative. See life as full of possibilities. Make connections between events and information very quickly, and confidently proceed based on the patterns they see. Want a lot of affirmation from others, and readily give appreciation and support. Spontaneous and flexible, often rely on their ability to improvise and their verbal fluency. (Source)
F: INFP - Idealistic, loyal to their values and to people who are important to them. Want an external life that is congruent with their values. Curious, quick to see possibilities, can be catalysts for implementing ideas. Seek to understand people and to help them fulfill their potential. Adaptable, flexible, and accepting unless a value is threatened. (Source)
Describe the most surreal moment of your life — no context allowed.
D: I once spat toothpaste into a fire pit in the middle of the desert while a herd of cows watched.
F: The moment when I got flashed by a light so intense that I was blinded for about 10 seconds which made me believe that I had died by getting stroked by lightning (or I actually got abducted by aliens)
Name three celebrities you'd be starstruck to meet.
D: Tig Notaro
Phoebe Waller-Bridge 👀
Doja Cat
F: Joe Madureira
Cristiano Ronaldo
Hayao Miyazaki